And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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