It's like a parade of train wrecks.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
He got weirdly turned on by the video of my cat licking nacho cheese off my finger.
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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