I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
In two unrelated events today I have had frostbite on my toe and cum up my nose. Who says life stops when you get married?
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
you're hired as official boob wrangler
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
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