I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Neighbor who got arrested at 3am just said he'd split the $ with me if I testify as the witness in his police brutality trial. He was also holding a baby and a case of beer.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
he's drunk and referred to his shoes as foot condoms
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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