Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
It was confusing and full of hummus
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
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