The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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