You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
It was more like a tour de entire bottle of wine in 14 minutes
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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