I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I walked into the bathroom and there's this 6'5" cop washing his hands. He looks at me and goes, "Heard you singing outside. Sound real pretty."
No more tequila EVER.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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