I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
The more drunk I get the more I want to steal a lamb
What would be the possible repercussions of lamb theft
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
