Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
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