I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Randomize