come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
Also, beer. Big fan.
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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