Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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