What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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