im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
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