The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
You high fived me for banging your sister but lock me outta house bc I ate your pumpkin pie? Priorities bro
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
You kept running around yelling "I need my pajamas" & then you got naked. Shit just went downhill from there.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
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