You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Spent $1500 on bottle service and have a lump on my head from hitting the nightstand while puking. Excess? Nooo Success.
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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