Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
You face planted into a car door. And somehow didn't drop your burrito.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Who shows up to work two weeks ago still drunk and freshly high on blow and gets a promotion and a raise? This girl. Good at business. Super good at being fucked up.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
If you keep giving me that glorious dick ill bake you some cookies
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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