Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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