I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
this must be what syphilis tastes like
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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