I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
I shit you not, me and my date were in that bar and within a 10 minute window, 4 ex gf's entered. Every one clocked me and gave me evils. I swear they're conspiring.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
You were so proud of your stupid "magic trick" but all you did was piss on the couch. don't talk to me for a few days.
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
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