i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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