hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
He sent me a meme at 3am. Usually guys just send me booty calls that late. I think I'm in love
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