Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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