Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
i think my cat just said my name.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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