is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I don't wanna do a drive in or see a movie tonight. I wanna play some Golden Tee and butt fuck a girl in the bathroom of some bar and proceed with Golden Tee
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
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