The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Dating a girl 4 years younger than you is like living in a Taylor Swift song...
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I just feel like if we dated, he'd just be crying the entire relationship
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
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