how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
I`m watching Shallow Hal & Jack Black has better nipples than Jimmy's chick.
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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