you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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