They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
Everyone here knows me as 'that chick who will most likely steal your girlfriend'. My 99% success rate tells me this name is acceptable.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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