in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
FYI my mom is sending thanksgiving "samples" of her fancy pot stash for us this weekend. I bring the BEST family leftovers.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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