like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Squirrels and blue jays and dove-like things. They're just frolicking around in my backyard. I wanna be like them.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
The cat hopped on my bed and watched me masturbate naked with a vibrator. I've never felt more sorry in my entire life
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