Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
Randomize
