His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I just had sex on a roof
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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