Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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