I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
he's been 21 for 38 minutes and he's already trying to fist fight this dude over his girl
awwwww babys first drunken mistake
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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