please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
Can you come get me? I woke up in the woods behind the Super 8. I have pizza.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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