I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Just pee around me
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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