Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
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