Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Literally just as i started to cum the church bells next ot my house began to ring. either it was the most epic timing ever or god was watching and congratulating me
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
Randomize
