You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I am truly sorry that you have to put your dog down. He was a great dog, and a great friend. I am still not showing you my tits.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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