i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Walk-of-shaming home from Brooklyn in a Jesus costume that has "what wouldn't Jesus do" written on the robe.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
Yea he was still drunk. He wore a Toga to his job interview.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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