just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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