I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You covered in salsa con queso would take care of all of my cravings right now
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He told me how it ended, then I blew him.
So he ruined the best cinematic experience of your life and you REWARDED him??
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
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