yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
COCAINE IS GR8
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