bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
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