i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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