Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
We are balling out on levels, I think mikes about to go to jail. something to do with a unicorn and rainbows, the cops are not being reasonable.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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