He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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