Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
im sober playing flip cup. its like cheating.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
You may now shotgun with the bride
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
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