No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
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