you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
I watched a compilation video today of a guy banging his sex doll to edm music. I just had to tell someone.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
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